Before You Choose a Partner, Read What Bad Habits His Zodiac Sign Usually Implies
It is well-known that the fair sex finds pleasure in fraying men’s nerves but certainly the strong sex is good at it as well – men are far from being angels. Experts have made a list of zodiac signs that usually imply a lot of bad habits. Of course, all that we write in an article is a bit exaggerated, because we need to describe all negative qualities at once. Nevertheless, the overall portrait is quite realistic. It is likely that your partner has at least some of these awful habits. Remember, we’ve warned you that it will not be easy!
Aries: Joker (Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight)
If you meet an Aries man and fall in love with him, you should make an appointment with a shrink before it goes too far. There is a good reason they call this zodiac sign “Aries”. Aries is stubborn and egoistic. They do awful things with a smile and see their actions as charming and spontaneous. Believe it or not, but if your partner has an idea he likes, he will be stubborn enough to talk about it all the time in order to prove that the world rests on the back of three elephants and one turtle. But the list of his bad habits doesn’t end here. Aries has what to say on any topic, and his is quick-tempered and melancholic.
Taurus: Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty)
Taurus thinks he is Bruce Almighty. “If I am so magnificent, why should I care about trifles?” – this will be his respond to any of your requests to take the initiative. Taurus is full of self-content even if he is a cleaner who lives with his mother. Besides, he is obstinate. Taurus and Aries make a perfect duo that can convince anybody that the Earth is flat. The finishing stroke in this portrait is his avarice and pessimism.
Gemini: Lestat de Lioncourt (Tom Cruise, Interview with the Vampire)
Gemini is a bit of a vampire. When you break up with him, you may find yourself by the side of the road, with awful manicure and expression wrinkles all over the face. How else could it be? After all, you cared about this one-man band rather than about yourself. There is hardly any way to build a happy future with a Gemini. Family life, children and a steady job are not their a cup of tea. The final chord is the following: even if you make him marry you, he can cheat on you without any qualms of conscience.
Cancer: Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton, Harry Potter)
If you are a copy of your partner’s mother, he is a Cancer. This is the basic principle they use to find a mate. It won’t be difficult to seduce him. Make friends with his mother to ferret out his favorite recipes. Invite him over and drink him under the table. When he wakes up in the morning and see you with a plate of pancakes in hand, he will never leave you alone. So if you’ve decided to ruin your life, Cancer is an ideal man for this.
Leo: Darth Vader (Star Wars)
Leo is the king of beasts who sees himself and nobody else. Arrogant, quick-tempered, thin-skinned, idle and spendthrift. Believe it or not, the list of his bad traits of character is endless. Leo is jealous but is not trustworthy himself. He always puts self first. If you’ve met a Leo, run for your life. With him, there is neither a family life nor a lovely romance.
Virgo: Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving, The Matrix)
If you dream of dating a wretch of a pedant, Virgo is a perfect match. Virgo will drive you crazy by his nagging and reprimands. Pretty soon his “Oh my God, it is so expensive here” and “Cholesterine is killing me” will make your mouth sore. Besides, Virgo is lazy but never acknowledges it. His ideal weekend is sitting on the sofa and watching “The Game of Thrones” with a longneck in hand. Virgo is lazy in love as well. You will never get neither a bunch of flowers nor passion in bed.
Libra: Loki (Tom Hiddleston, The Avengers)
Though Libra may seem innocent, in reality, it is a paranoid, meticulous and revengeful sign. If they are in a bad mood, they often take it out on their partner or one of the relatives. And, believe me, they will feel no regret about it. Libra men are pessimistic, and their glass is always half-empty. These men are friendly, but unfortunately, they are too paranoid to have close friends.
Scorpio: Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen, Casino Royale)
If you are looking for a partner who gets irritated of any little trifle, who is grudge-holding and unbearable – then a Scorpio will be a perfect match for you. When you win his heart, you will get a constantly dissatisfied man with a sinister glance and puckered brows. If you decide to leave him and start looking for options, he will clip your wings as soon as he notices it. Scorpio men are very jealous.
Sagittarius: Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt, Fight Club)
Unlike other zodiac signs, Sagittarius men do not lie. He will be the first to tell you that in your leopard Roberto Cavalli dress and with red lipstick you look like a woman of easy virtue. Sagittarius men are very jealous, but it does not mean they behave themselves. Be prepared that one morning you may find yourself responding a call of a rival.
Capricorn: Collignon (Urbain Cancelier, Amélie)
Any Capricorn man is a goat or a mule. At least, he is as stubborn as a mule, so don’t try to convince him of anything, you will just waste your time. Besides, your partner will be nerdy, reserved – adventures are not for him. His favorite pastime is waiting in his secluded shell for somebody to come and fall prey to his deadly lections on how to live happily. And, believe me, in his world, there is no place for leopard dresses, red lipstick, and joy of shopping.
Aquarius: Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves, The Devil’s Advocate)
In comparison with other zodiac signs, Aquarius is an innocent cutie. In his dreams, he is the Director General of a big corporation and goes yachting to the coast of France. Believe me, and these dreams will be nothing but dreams, even if it seems that he is pretty serious about them. If you still choose him over other men, you will have to bring home the bacon yourself.
Pisces: Joe Bomowski (Sylvester Stallone, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot)
Do you dream of a man who will build a house, plant a tree, and father a son? Well, cross out those admirers who were born under the sign of Pisces. Representatives of this zodiac sign daydream and live in their magical world, and they won’t let you in. These men are indecisive and dependent, and they always need someone to nurse them. If you prefer being his mother to the role of mistress or muse, go ahead!